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Jesus Strain

Jesus is a Seattle based strain that is not be confused with Jesus OG, an entirely different type of marijuana. It is bred by Solstice Seeds and is a cross between Blue Dynamite and White Widow, though there is some debate about the origins and the classification of this strain. The resin content on this glistening plant is enormous, as can be expected from its lineage, and it would be ideal for THC concentrates. Jesus is a 60% Indica dominant strain but tends to have more cerebral effects than it should. This strain will take users straight to heaven in a burst of euphoria, bliss and giggles. It is an excellent social and recreational strain, bound to uplift the spirits of everybody around. It is also the perfect strain for listening to music or watching a funny movie with friends. Jesus is a very clean and light strain of marijuana and it does not have many heavy after effects. The most commonly described characteristics of Jesus are happiness, euphoria, and laughter. Jesus can also be a good creative strain for writing or artwork. The taste of Jesus is described as a mix of lemon and lime, and it smells of sage and herbs. It generates a clear and consistent euphoria where everything is hilarious and turns everyone into a comedian. All cannabis lovers are highly advised to try this strain if they get the chance. If you happen to be looking for a funny strain or need some inspiration to create some funny material then Jesus could be the strain for you. It is a very fast acting strain and a one-hit wonder, though the effects are not overpowering in any way, just uplifting and enlightening. The THC content of Jesus is unknown but said to be quite moderate, delivering a potent but acceptable hit. Jesus is a difficult strain to grow with a long flowering time of 9-10 weeks.

Why do Patients Use Jesus?

Jesus is available in dispensaries in California and Washington, though it is a more popular recreational strain than a medical one. This is a pity because Jesus has profound medical benefits. It is excellent for the treatment of anxiety and depression, as well as fatigue and general stress. It also has little side effects making it safe for all types of patients. The perfect smoke for use in the morning or afternoon.

Medical Uses of Jesus

Side-Effects of Jesus
Dry Mouth
Dry Eyes
Fits of laughter

Information about Jesus


60% Indica 40% Sativa


Jesus is a cross between Blue Dynamite and White Widow.

Stoned Meter

Jesus has a rating of 8.9 on the stoned meter.

THC Level

THC levels of Jesus are unknown but said to be moderately high.


Jesus is bred by Solstice Seeds.

Flowering Time

The flowering time of Jesus is between 9-10 weeks.

Ideal Growing Method

Jesus grows best indoors in an organic soil Sea of Green setup.

Plant Height

Jesus is a strain that grows between 3-5 feet.


Jesus generates a low to moderate yield.

Growing Skills

Jesus is a difficult strain to grow and expert knowledge is required.

Potential Problems

Jesus needs constant maintenance and is extremely susceptible to temperature fluctuations and mold. It also needs a delicately balanced PH to generate good yields


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